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disasdeer
2020-04-13 12:37 am (UTC)
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You looked suspicious and she's my friend that I happen to enjoy spending time with.
Aren't you bidding to take her on a date - that's what this is, right? She's a cute human girl? You're presumably a human man.
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grilletto
2020-04-13 12:43 am (UTC)
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uh no
she's like a sister to me
but i'd still take her on a date
i guess
if it meant she was safe
wait
what do you mean human?
you say it like it's weird
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 02:15 am (UTC)
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Oh? Is that so?
Well, I'm no one to worry about.
I mean, that's what you are, right?
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grilletto
2020-04-13 02:21 am (UTC)
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i'll be the judge of that
it's not up to you
and yeah
but what's your point?
you're one too
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 03:41 am (UTC)
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Can't she decide for herself?
I'm a deer.
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grilletto
2020-04-13 03:43 am (UTC)
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bullshit
everyone knows that a deer
can’t fucking type
try again
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 03:51 am (UTC)
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[ he's literally sending mista a selfie now -- ]
I'm literally a deer. I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm not sure who misled you into thinking that deer can't type, but we can.
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grilletto
2020-04-13 04:05 am (UTC)
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what
[ god just give him a second ]
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE FINGERS???
DEER AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FUCKING FINGERS??
THEY HAVE PAWS OR HOOVES OR SOME SHIT
JUST LEGS
NO HANDS
WHAT THE FUCK
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 04:08 am (UTC)
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How would I open doors, write, or type with hooves, though? It seems counterproductive.
Don't hurt yourself, though.
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grilletto
2020-04-13 04:09 am (UTC)
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easy
you don't
that is not what a deer is supposed to do
christ
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 04:15 am (UTC)
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What are deer supposed to do then?
Please tell me.
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grilletto
2020-04-13 04:21 am (UTC)
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you know
deer things
fuck i'm not a deer expert
run around in the forests and shit
uhhh
crash into trees
or something
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grilletto
2020-04-13 04:21 am (UTC)
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this is a fucking deer
do you see any goddamn fingers??
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disasdeer
2020-04-13 04:15 pm (UTC)
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Well, I'm not big into forests. I prefer the city. He doesn't look very happy to not have fingers, to be honest.
I'd be miserable, too.
I'm pretty sure humans aren't supposed to spontaneously grow animal parts, either.
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grilletto
2020-04-14 02:35 am (UTC)
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yeah well no shit
did this happen when you got here?
the fingers
i mean
because
it's pretty fucked up
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disasdeer
2020-04-20 12:08 am (UTC)
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What? No. I've always been like this.
I'm just a guy who happens to be a deer. I'm more like you than the animals you know.
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grilletto
2020-04-20 12:10 am (UTC)
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so
you were just born with fingers then?
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disasdeer
2020-04-20 12:49 am (UTC)
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Were you? Or did they suddenly sprout out of your hand at four years old?
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grilletto
2020-04-20 12:55 am (UTC)
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i skipped from 3 to 5
but yeah
i was born with them
because i'm supposed to be
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disasdeer
2020-04-20 01:08 am (UTC)
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What? You skipped an age?
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grilletto
2020-04-20 01:10 am (UTC)
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yeah
so?
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disasdeer
2020-04-20 01:15 am (UTC)
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And me having fingers is weird? I think you should see a doctor.
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grilletto
2020-04-24 03:22 am (UTC)
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i don't need to see a doctor
the year existed okay?
i just don't like to talk about it
bad luck, that number
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disasdeer
2020-04-26 10:31 pm (UTC)
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Oh. Four?
It's a cursed number. But the thing about curses is you have to squash them.
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grilletto
2020-04-27 12:47 am (UTC)
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spoken like someone who's never faced a real curse
it's not that fucking simple
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2020-04-27 03:36 (UTC)
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Aren't you bidding to take her on a date - that's what this is, right? She's a cute human girl? You're presumably a human man.
no subject
she's like a sister to me
but i'd still take her on a date
i guess
if it meant she was safe
wait
what do you mean human?
you say it like it's weird
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Well, I'm no one to worry about.
I mean, that's what you are, right?
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it's not up to you
and yeah
but what's your point?
you're one too
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I'm a deer.
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everyone knows that a deer
can’t fucking type
try again
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I'm literally a deer. I don't know what to tell you, dude. I'm not sure who misled you into thinking that deer can't type, but we can.
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[ god just give him a second ]
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE FINGERS???
DEER AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY FUCKING FINGERS??
THEY HAVE PAWS OR HOOVES OR SOME SHIT
JUST LEGS
NO HANDS
WHAT THE FUCK
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Don't hurt yourself, though.
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you don't
that is not what a deer is supposed to do
christ
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Please tell me.
1/2
deer things
fuck i'm not a deer expert
run around in the forests and shit
uhhh
crash into trees
or something
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do you see any goddamn fingers??
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I'd be miserable, too.
I'm pretty sure humans aren't supposed to spontaneously grow animal parts, either.
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did this happen when you got here?
the fingers
i mean
because
it's pretty fucked up
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I'm just a guy who happens to be a deer. I'm more like you than the animals you know.
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you were just born with fingers then?
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but yeah
i was born with them
because i'm supposed to be
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so?
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the year existed okay?
i just don't like to talk about it
bad luck, that number
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It's a cursed number. But the thing about curses is you have to squash them.
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it's not that fucking simple
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